rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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brendonboydurl:

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

son calm down pls

(Source: dimensao7)

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

chanson-egocentrique:

allabitofablur:

martinfreeman:

how can this lil nugget be a murderer…

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his ears are way too cute for him to be a murderer…

that is some sound detective work. Let him go, he obviously didn’t do it.

k

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sassy-snow-queen:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

I don’t know which is better - sea pancake, meat sprinkles, or cereal water

(Source: skullspeare)

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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lairofthegeek:

my dash did a thing

my dash did the thing

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the-mighty-beard:

siriuslymeg:

gymleader-corn:

donjuansaminta:

So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

I CANT BREATHE

DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.

(Source: meggiry)

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teachthemhowtothink:

moniquill:

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!

Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

I think this is the only cat gif I have ever felt compelled to reblog.

(Source: togifs)

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lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

(Source: handsthatthieve)

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

thefandompeanutducky:

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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NO CANADIANS COME BACK

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sclez:

highkeygay:

OH
MY
GOD

Jesus Christ.

(Source: saemiligr)