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2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

nyehs:

shinjipuff:

nyehs says she’s pansexual/demisexual and she’s FIFTEEN

OMG youre right… silly me…. being anything but heterosexual at only 15…. almost forgot that im not allowed to label my own identity until im 18…. must remain a cisgender heterosexual until then… God damit

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cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Anonymous said :
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

iguanamouth:

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harlequinnade:

More Suzy, always more Suzy. (x)

grangerwarrior:

nico-di-gallo:

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

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sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

frothyfrothy-loins:

zakdamien:

dragulationcomplete:

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

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theakinimod:

thelonelytimetraveller:

captainofthewhoniverse:

I’m 99% positive this is why the Doctor doesn’t celebrate birthdays. 

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+A for that