}

smalldoll:

MY FRIEND’S FAMILY ARE ALL HUGE STAR WARS NERDS AND IT’S HER PARENTS’ ANNIVERSARY AND LOOK WHAT HER DAD POSTED I’M SCREAMING

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

(Source: catleecious)


prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Do you digitally alter your voice in any manner? If not, do you ever use the demon voice to scare family/friends?

The demon voice is definitely altered; it’s just a simple overlay of an identical track but pitched slightly downward.  Here’s a demonstration.

That’s also what I do with “robot” voices.  I’ll tinker with other things too, maybe boost bass or some other effects if I feel like it, but that’s really it.  The only other voices I can think of that I digitially alter are the Nightmare Knight, which I pitch downward just a tad bit, and Luke Triton, which I pitch upward as a joke cause I can’t do kid voices, but people seem to think that one is a serious attempt which it is NOT.

Other than that, everything else is just me, no effects.

(Source: joeydeangelis)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

image

and

image

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
}

saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

is that HAIM ?

spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin

You are gonna have people who are going to see the depth from which you approached a song. The fact that you put real emotions into it, and that that’s valuable, and that’s good, and that’s real. And then you’re gonna have people who are gonna say "Oh, you know, like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends…." 

(Source: from1989s)

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