"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
son calm down pls
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
but there is an ‘ood’
how can this lil nugget be a murderer…
his ears are way too cute for him to be a murderer…
that is some sound detective work. Let him go, he obviously didn’t do it.
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.
I don’t know which is better - sea pancake, meat sprinkles, or cereal water
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
I CANT BREATHE
DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
I think this is the only cat gif I have ever felt compelled to reblog.
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.
NO CANADIANS COME BACK